I guess cooking is a little strange. It's like an art. Which is why it's weird. [Because art is weird apparently.]

[And thus he can survive and bake things... but not necessarily all that well. He tries though and he's had practice. Close enough.]

I'll try a boot if you will first, but I don't want one with dog slobber. [Calling your bluff Ikki, don't make him really go through on this.]