[He has nothing to say regarding cooking being confusing or weird. He can cook, enough so he can survive to the next day and don't become a weak and hungry being. He has no idea if he does it well or not, it doesn't make him vomit or get poisoned so it's good enough for him.]

If you're going to be picky with what they may have it would be better to just go and grab a new and unused pair, though then it will be tougher when chewing.

[Who said he's bluffing?]