Why does that make it fair? Why would it be unfair anyway? She's pretty, she's awesome, intelligent, sweet, innocent and happy, but not the happy type that ends being annoying or overwhelming. She's calm and serene, very cute and... And... She's perfect. She's like a gift after a long day of work, when you are tired, exhausted and just crawling forward, you can relax with her and recover. Of course you would hit on her. Anyone with a brain would do it.
[Drinking another glass in one go.]
But if you do more than that I'll hit you and give you nightmares for the rest of your life.
[Voice]
Why does that make it fair? Why would it be unfair anyway? She's pretty, she's awesome, intelligent, sweet, innocent and happy, but not the happy type that ends being annoying or overwhelming. She's calm and serene, very cute and... And... She's perfect. She's like a gift after a long day of work, when you are tired, exhausted and just crawling forward, you can relax with her and recover. Of course you would hit on her. Anyone with a brain would do it.
[Drinking another glass in one go.]
But if you do more than that I'll hit you and give you nightmares for the rest of your life.
[Said veeery seriously... And very drunkly.]